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				Does the Pontiac Aztek drive one to madness, or does madness drive one to a Pontiac Aztek? This is the question one must consider when reading the story of Adrian Cornelius Alexander and Antwan Haynes. The two Tennessee men went on crime spree last week enabled by a Pontiac Aztek and a couple of gorilla masks. After a foiled robbery in a Wal-Mart parking lot, the masked Alexander made another attempt, and money wasn't the only thing on this fools mind. 				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/391519/gorilla+masked-cretins-steal-money-pants-make-getaway-in-aztek" title="Click here to read more about Gorilla-Masked Cretins Steal Money, Pants, Make Getaway in Aztek">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 May 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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