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Whale-Penis SUV Maker is Back With Rubber Tracks

Whale-Penis SUV Maker is Back With Rubber TracksRemember the Russian SUV-maker whose whale-penis upholstery gave Pam Anderson the angry shivers? They're back with a prototype go-anywhere luxo-truck. It's only a 3D model, so Russian oil barons will have to cool their heels... in Siberia.

The Dartz boys combined their armoured Kombat T98 (aka Prombron) with a rubber continuous-track system. It'd probably be easy enough to build, and as long as the Siberian oil-and-gas crowd hangs on to their Czar-like cash reserves, Dartz should easily unload enough to turn a profit. And with new fake penis leather, even the whales are smiling. It's a win-win-win.

[via GTSpirit and TotalCar]

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