Christoffer Castor of Sweden finally found a buyer for his cat-stickered orange Volvo with color-matched spinsie-winsies and a haunted backseat: the Forza Horizon 2 team. Finally, the gentle Swede is free to roam the country, as far from the land of sister-biting møøse and köttbullar as it pleases.

Enter the tale of a happy Volvo finding a new lease on life, bound to smack all the fika-having, pre-dinner-mayonnaise-enjoying, funemployed types out there right in the feels. It has purpose! New friends! And plenty of sideways wagon action.

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There is only one problem with this video, lovingly produced by the Forza Horizon 2 team in the style of the original ad: the fine print that appears around the 0:10 mark.

1993 Volvo 245GL used in promotional video scenes only. Not available in Forza Horizon 2 game.

Let me ask you this, fancy-schmancy game designers: what would be better than hooning through the countryside in a lovely bright orange Volvo wagon with cat photos pasted to the side window?

The only thing I can think of is a GT3 RS 4.0 with a frunk full of ice cream, and since you can't eat ice cream through a video game, my point is null. Nada. This orange Volvo is the car you need to add to make this game great.

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Besides, if there's one thing I know about cats and windows—even sticker cats—it's that you better continue to put that wagon sideways as often as possible so Fluffy and Lingonsylt can see.

Freeing this Volvo from a parking spot needed for another car was a good deed. Letting it play with roaring Evos and Lamborghinis in the trailer fills me with warm, brick-loving fuzzies. Not adding it to the game for the rest of us to enjoy, however, makes me a sad møøse.

Add This Volvo, Xbox, for we must høøn it.

(H/T halkyardo)