Fleeing From Police In An Electric Toy Truck Is A Terrible Idea

We know what you're thinking: this had to have happened in Florida. For once, a barefoot drunk woman with no pants on crashing her car into a trailer and trying to ditch the cops in some kid's Powerwheels didn't go down in the Sunshine State. It happened in the Natural State: Arkansas.

When they finally did catch her (maybe the toy truck's battery died a little and slowed her down), police said Jamie Jeanette Craft was "irate." She had crashed her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home, then, in an apparent panic over causing the accident, stole the Powerwheels for her getaway.

Craft's blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit. Go figure. (Hat tip to $kaycog!)

Photo credit: Craighead County Sheriff's Office; Fisher-Price