It all looks like a serious fender bender, building to some extra-serious road rage, until a man resembling a Fat Jesus steps out of the afflicted vehicle. "Why, my son?" he seems to ask. I suppose it's at that point that the man with the dashcam confessed, and begged forgiveness.

Okay, so he's probably just a Russian Orthodox priest with a fond love of blinchiki, but at least this didn't turn into a traditional Russian highway shovel fight.