This shit must stop — Hello, Kitty? Fuck that — Joel Johnson don't live at Gawker Media no mo'. Goodbye and never ever ever come back, Kitty. Or we'll kill you. That is all. [Hat tip to the owner of the couch we've slept on — but never — you know, done other stuff on. Also known as Mike Austin. No, not the other stuff — that's the owner of the couch.]

Hello Kitty Exhaust Pipe? Good-Bye Kitty [Gizmodo]

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