It was 44 years ago today that, with the aid of specialized spacesuits, American astronauts first urinated on the moon, claiming it for the United States.* To celebrate, here's some dashcam footage from the Apollo 16 lunar rover.

While this is great, think how incredible the dashcam footage would have been if the Soviets had made it to the moon! There'd be some angry cosmonaut hanging on the front of the lunokhod, and there'd be all kinds of face-plate smashing punches and that sort of thing.

Happy mooniversary, everybody!

* This may not be entirely true.