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			<title><![CDATA[Virginia DMV accidentally re-approves world's greatest license plate]]></title>
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				Earlier this year we brought you the story of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate">the world's greatest license plate</a>, which was approved by the Virginia DMV and then <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5727846/i-fought-the-dmv-to-keep-the-worlds-greatest-license-plate">harshly revoked</a>. Looks like someone's outwitted the DMV and sneaked a slightly modified version of the famous "EAT THE" Kids First vanity license plate past the state censors.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5841854/virginia-dmv-accidentally-re+approves-worlds-greatest-license-plate" title="Click here to read more about Virginia DMV accidentally re-approves world's greatest license plate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Virginia DMV wouldn't let <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5727846/i-fought-the-dmv-to-keep-the-worlds-greatest-license-plate">this guy</a> keep the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate">world's greatest license plate</a>, which jokingly advocated Virginia "EAT THE" kids first. But hitting your kids? Apparently, the DMV doesn't mind its residents being portrayed as enthusiastic child beaters.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5732762/virginia-dmv-condones-beating-not-eating-children" title="Click here to read more about Virginia DMV Condones Beating, Not Eating Children">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Jan 2011 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				This is Garth Yeaman, the 30-year-old who valiantly struggled to keep the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate">world's greatest license plate</a> from being destroyed by Virginia's humorless bureaucracy. He lost the battle, but he's not giving up the war. We interviewed him. Here's his story.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5727846/i-fought-the-dmv-to-keep-the-worlds-greatest-license-plate" title="Click here to read more about I Fought The DMV To Keep The World's Greatest License Plate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A man in possession of the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/388728/when-specialty-plates-go-hilariously-wrong">world's greatest license </a><a href="http://www.getcarspecs.com/">plate</a> has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here's their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate" title="Click here to read more about Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:34:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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