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				<span style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 7px;">  </span>Canadian James Boppre, former owner of a successful landscaping business, was on parole with house arrest on condition of sobriety after drunk driving and weapons convictions. On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way. It started out with booze and ended with Boppre crashing into a parked car, speeding, drunk, high on crack, and masturbating naked with a similarly nude hooker, who was also masturbating. Yeah, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/399659/self+abusing-kangaroo+blasting-dope+running-holden-driver-hassled-by-the-man-in-australia">Brendon Alan Erhardt</a> has nothing on this guy...except a video camera. Sordid details below the jump.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5039764/drunk-high-naked-driver-crashes-into-parked-car-while-masturbating-but-wait-theres-more" title="Click here to read more about Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating... But Wait, There's More!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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