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				<!-- videoId: explore/Gizmodo/videos/1292 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Gizmodo/videos/1292 --> The AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety has used hidden cameras to prove what everyone already knew: most newbie teen drivers are pretty bad drivers. As their videos show, they are also impossibly obnoxious. No surprise there either. They also like Twilight.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5868363/newbie-teen-drivers-even-more-useless-than-most-teen-drivers" title="Click here to read more about Newbie teen drivers even more useless than most teen drivers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: BT-3I5jg1xg --><!-- /videoId: BT-3I5jg1xg --> Manal al Sharif is a Saudi Arabian woman who planned a June 17th protest against the country's ban of women drivers. She uploaded this video Thursday showing her behind the wheel. Today, authorities sentenced her to five days in prison.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5804562/saudi-woman-jailed-for-right-to-drive" title="Click here to read more about Saudi woman jailed for right to drive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 May 2011 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Hyde]]></dc:creator>
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				Movie-director brothers Ridley and Tony Scott know their way around action movies. Now the two are working on a TV series about the glory days of Le Mans racing. Think <i>Mad Men</i> with sports cars and Stirling Moss. Holy crap.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5744136/ridley-scotts-new-tv-show-will-be-like-mad-men-for-racing" title="Click here to read more about Ridley Scott's New TV Show Will Be Like Mad Men For Racing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ford "Nanny Key" For Teen Drivers Limits Vehicle Speed, Radio Volume]]></title>
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				Ford has announced a new feature available on many 2010 models called "My Key," consisting of a programmable computer chip imbedded in the key that limits vehicle speed to 80 MPH. Designed for parents of teen drivers, the My Key system will also limit the stereo volume settings and sound a constant chime if seat belts are not fastened; a chime can also be programmed to sound if the car exceeds 45, 55 or 65 MPH. So how is Ford countering the predictable teen driver PR backlash? By telling kids that the My Key system might get them behind the wheel more often.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5059406/ford-nanny-key-for-teen-drivers-limits-vehicle-speed-radio-volume" title="Click here to read more about Ford "Nanny Key" For Teen Drivers Limits Vehicle Speed, Radio Volume">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Stoy]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Goodyear Polyglas Tires Help Stereotypical Women Drivers]]></title>
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				This commercial aired during the first Monday Night Football game in 1970 and proves just what everyone already knew: women can't drive worth a damn and need exceptional tires to compensate for the lack of driving ability. Of course, the woman in the video has to deal with construction, bumpy roads, detours and more while picking up her manly husband from the airport after a very long and manly business trip. It kind of reminds us of the shower scene from <em>Psycho</em>, which is fairly accurate given a woman behind the wheel was like being murdered, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/381837/danica-patrick-first-woman-to-win-indycar-race-proves-shes-not-just-a-piece-of-meat">at least in the 1970s</a>. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td6m3OhO5zE&feature=related">Youtube</a>] <i>(Thanks, Sugi)</i>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/388104/goodyear-polyglas-tires-help-stereotypical-women-drivers" title="Click here to read more about Goodyear Polyglas Tires Help Stereotypical Women Drivers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 May 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Who needs wife when you can have a tiny box with three LEDs constantly judging your driving? The U.K. military has begun testing a program that will monitor driving habits of its personnel. Installed in 200 vehicles is a system from Greenroad Technologies. It uses a green, yellow and red LEDs to rate your driving based on a memory of 120 different maneuvers.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/376937/road-safety-monitors-judge-your-driving-automatically" title="Click here to read more about Road Safety Monitors Judge Your Driving Automatically">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Some say he's a space alien, a specialized robot, or a secret genetics experiment. All we know is that he's a very talented driver who has a very mysterious identity. Until now. This new photo that has surfaced clearly shows a man behind the mask.  So he's human after all. But which human?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/359757/top-gears-stig-man-not-machine" title="Click here to read more about Top Gear's Stig: Man Not Machine?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In Post-Soviet Poland, cars drive... there are... well a majority of people don't drive cars. Almost all of the Polish-Americans we know drive (and living in Chicago, there are a lot) . But according to pollster Estymator, only half of Polish adults still living in Poland engage in the ancient art of driving. The study also indicated that most of the drivers are men, with a mail-to-female ratio of 57/42. The most popular car, making up approximately 25% of the total, is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_126">Fiat 126</a>, also known as the Maluch. A breakdown of the study's findings below the jump:				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/319070/only-half-of-polish-adults-drive-insert-punchline" title="Click here to read more about Only Half of Polish Adults Drive (Insert Punchline)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Connecticut Bus Drivers Should Be Thanked For Fattening Up Their Riders]]></title>
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I am a former fat kid. Yes, that's right, an FFK. Not to make things <em>too</em> personal here, but because of that I'm not so much a fan of McDonald's. Which is why I perked up to one of the promo pieces CNBC's got running for a special taking viewers "Inside the McDonald's Empire" tonight at 9 PM. The piece catching our eye was this one for the service provided to bus drivers who bring their buses into a McDonald's in <strike>Darian</strike> <em>Darien</em>, CT. The drivers get their bus cleaned, they don't wait in line and often they don't even pay for their McMeal. Wonderful. Thank you bus tour drivers of Darian, CT &mdash; thank you for helping make your riders get more and more fat. I'm so upset I'm going to run over and grab a sack of the new <a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/videos/mcdonalds-introduces-13-pound-burger-282308.php">one-third pound burgers</a> and shovel them down my throat until the fat overload makes me feel better.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/282398/connecticut-bus-drivers-should-be-thanked-for-fattening-up-their-riders" title="Click here to read more about Connecticut Bus Drivers Should Be Thanked For Fattening Up Their Riders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:29:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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