Pirates Closer Octavio Dotel gave up four runs to the Brewers in the ninth inning yesterday. Not a great performance, but they were already down 16-to-0. For comfort, Dotel can cry into the leather seats of his custom Porsche Panamera.

The transformation from mom-wagon Porsche sedan into urban-mom-wagon Porsche sedan was handled by Miami's MCA Custom and includes smoked taillights, edged headlights and 22-inch Vellano three-piece wheels with a black-and-white pattern. From the shot it also looks like they blacked out the window trim and front brake vent.

I hope this makes any Pittsburgh fans unhappy with their team's performance feel better. [CelebrityCarz]