The Burden Of Driving A Bugatti Veyron

There are some situations when having really nice things is a problem. Auto journalists face this a lot and it's just one of the hazards of the job.

If you're driving a Honda Civic for the week, you have no problem running routine errands at the bank or the grocery store or whatever it is normal people do. Driving around Texas in a Bugatti Veyron, however, is a different story. Patrick wrote how the Veyron is a conspicuous car and takes some getting used to if you drive it places other than a track.

It's still a brilliant car, though, as Patrick found out because he got to drive the damn thing!

Of course it really does turn out to be a problem for you, as Mike_Honcho suggests:

And the nineteenth thing: If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, contact a medical professional or exit the Veyron.

But I'm sure there would be a warning label for that, like the one for the airbags. Right?