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			<title><![CDATA[Dealer Porter Totally Destroys Limited Edition Dodge Viper SRT10]]></title>
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				Imagine being a lowly porter at a Dodge dealership when you're handed the keys to one of four limited production Dodge Viper SRT10's in Southern California. The salesman hops in the passenger seat of the freshly purchased supercar and instructs you to drive down to the station for a fill up as the paper work is being finalized in the office. Now imagine if your "foot slipped off the pedal" and you ploughed into four parked cars totaling the Viper. That would probably not be a good day. You'd expect to be fired &mdash; you'd even expect the salesman to be fired, be neither happen. You, my dear porter, have just gotten off scott free in what would be considered a capital crime in some places. Congratulations. [<a href="http://www.srtforums.com/forums/f12/idiot-my-work-totals-brand-new-viper-pics-432661/">SRTForums</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/375335/dealer-porter-totally-destroys-limited-edition-dodge-viper-srt10" title="Click here to read more about Dealer Porter Totally Destroys Limited Edition Dodge Viper SRT10">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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