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#carcrashes
EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
Remember the amazing $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron lake crash blamed on a low-flying pelican? We have the video of it happening and there's not a freaking pelican in sight. UPDATE: The driver responds! More » -
#carcrashes
$1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes Into Texas Lake
Driving weather's been perfect in southeast Texas lately, so it's anyone's guess how this genius skipped his million-dollar-plus Bugatti Veyron off the road and right into a freaking lake. Despite the cost, Veyrons certainly aren't amphibious. Hilarious UPDATE below! More » -
#bestten
The Ten Best Cheap, Oddball Daily Drivers
Like you, we spend lots of time wondering how much dependable rolling quirk we can buy for a buck. As it turns out, the answer is "not much." Here are ten killer deals on practical, four-wheeled odd. More » -
#cartech
Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
Carmax, the nations largest used car retailer, has put together the top ten features new car buyers yearn for in online searches. But, rather than just listing them, we've tried to divine why someone might want each of these gadgets. More » -
#questionoftheday
What's The Lamest Excuse For A Crash You've Heard?
The excuse given for the Bugatti Veyron Crash earlier? "A low-flying pelican." Ridiculous. Can you top that? What's the lamest excuse for a crash you've heard? More » -
#trainlopnik
America Needs High-Speed Rail
Last month, California's governor quietly killed an effort to improve commuter rail near L.A. Why? He wanted to focus on a bullet train. Don't agree? You're wrong. America needs fast trains. More » -
#lolcars
BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
Demonstrating the kind of financial savvy that keeps "gold investment" firms in business, a poster at Bimmer Forums wants his 5-series repossessed so he can buy the M3 he wants. It's brilliant/awful and doesn't even appear to be a troll! More » -
#novelties
Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
A Washington man doesn't like coffee shops with scantily clad baristas, so he's staking the establishments out and then encouraging boycotts of businesses if one of their employees patronizes while driving a company car. Grade A, 100%, jerk. More » -
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#carmovies
Blaze of Glory: Five Car Movies to Watch While High
Because sometimes, even a car guy needs to sit back, turn on the TV, and...wait, what were we talking about? More » -
#questionoftheday
What Would Jason Drive?
It's Friday the 13th, which numerology has dictated is not a good day because on Friday the 13th a big, crazy hockey player named Jason kills people. Jason typically walks, which is a waste of energy. What would Jason drive? More »
