Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

Okay, it’s not quite the entire song, but someone did a bang-up job finding clips of Gonzo to splice together to make him sing our next national anthem (predicted) The Humpty Dance, so I thought that was important enough to share with you, adored readers.

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Enjoy. When your day is challenging, I suggest contemplating the image of Gonzo admitting he “once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.”