Remember AeroMobil? Last year they were promoting their flying car, which I went out on a limb to say is never really going to happen. Like most people, they don't give a rat's rectum about what I think, so they went ahead and made this video of their fancy flying car.

Is it cool? Absolutely. Can it fly? Sure, sure it can. Can it drive? I bet it can! Will it be "as ubiquitous as planes, trains, and standard automobiles?" Are you fucking kidding me? No. No, it won't.

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The company also claims it'll be ready by 2017, which, if it is, will also be the year that is equally likely to see all salamis become sentient and write a hit musical that takes Broadway by storm.

That musical, incidentally, will be called Never Gonna Fucking Happen: The Musical.