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			<title><![CDATA[Man Dies In Accident While Wearing Fake Seatbelt]]></title>
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				It seems that fate is indeed not without a sense of irony. A New Zealand man with a history of fines for 32 seatbelt violations died in a car accident last week.  Death came as a result of injuries incurred when he struck the steering wheel after crossing the center line and colliding head on with an oncoming vehicle. The coroners report makes note of...				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/361494/man-dies-in-accident-while-wearing-fake-seatbelt" title="Click here to read more about Man Dies In Accident While Wearing Fake Seatbelt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Darwin Award Winners Fail At Traffic Awareness]]></title>
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				Water touching you really is the worst possible thing in the world, look what it did to the wicked witch of the west. In that sense, the scheme two Tampa women dreamed up to avoid the rain makes a lot of sense; Take a shortcut over a fence, across a freeway, and through a construction site to get to their car. On the other hand, they could have just taken a shuttle bus to the same car. The first lane of a freeway in the rain is no place for people to be hanging out, and as a result, the two women were awarded a rare <em>double Darwin</em> award for their misguided efforts. [<a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-11.html">Darwin Awards</a>] 				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/340657/darwin-award-winners-fail-at-traffic-awareness" title="Click here to read more about Darwin Award Winners Fail At Traffic Awareness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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