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Brian Ahlert, a 41-year-old worker at Chrysler's Belvidere assembly plant, faces drunk-driving charges after he was pulled over on the way home from what he claimed was a very liquid day on the job. More »
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Sheyla Hershey, whose 38KKK breasts hold the Guinness world record for implants, crashed her Mustang while allegedly driving drunk to her Houston home on Super Bowl Sunday. She was not wearing a seatbelt, and claims those giant breasts saved her life. More »
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If you or I get pulled over, fail a field sobriety test, and admit to drinking we're going to probably spend some time in jail. Colorado State Rep. Laura Bradford was in the same situation but used a few magic words that forced the police to let her go. More »
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"Two guys don't usually do this stuff at home," justified a man caught engaging in a sex act with the local sheriff, as to why they were performing said sex act in a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon parked behind an Irish bar. More »
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In a bizarre convergence of Planelopnik and Daily DUI, FAA Administrator Randy Babbitt has been placed on leave following an arrest for driving under the influence near his Fairfax, VA home. This is probably the first DUI arrest of which President Obama was immediately informed. More »
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Drunk and disorderly 24-year-old Arizona resident Michelle Watson seems to understand that, these days, driving your car on the sidewalk and kicking a police officer in the crotch isn't enough on its own to make the news. What you need is a stellar mugshot. And Watson delivers. More »
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Like thousands of New Yorkers, Dr. Anthony Marx, the 52-year-old president of the New York Public Library, was massively inconvenienced on Sunday by marathon road closures. No problemo! He just threw his Audi A4 (registered to the library) into reverse, floored it — and slammed it into a garbage truck on East 138th St. More »
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Amidst a bad breakup, a 22-year-old woman got drunk, stole a school bus and planned to drive it 3,000 miles to California. In Hollywood that would have been the plot of a feel-good date movie. More »
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What's worse than drunk driving? Drunk driving with your four-year-old in the car. What's worse than that? Fleeing the scene, crossing an interstate, and trying to shot-put the kid. More »
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Two-time Indianapolis 500 champion Al Unser Jr. was arrested by police in Albuquerque, N.M., after they clocked him going over 100 mph in a Chevy Suburban while street racing another car. Ethanol doesn't just power cars on the track. More »
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Detroit Piston star and fan favorite Ben Wallace faces a five-year felony charge of carrying a concealed weapon after police found an unloaded pistol in a backpack in back of his 2007 Cadillac Escalade while being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Saturday in Bloomfield Hills, MI. More »
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A Wisconsin man decided to flex his newly-acquired beer muscles by testing his newly-acquired track-ready Mustang on a local street. He lost control, clobbered a Jeep Grand Cherokee and caromed into a tree. He probably thought he was taking the Zanardi line down the corkscrew. More »
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Police spotted 58-year-old George E. Howard swigging from a can of beer while driving recklessly. But that wasn't all he was busted for. No, the Louisville man was also busted for having sex while driving after police said a female passenger was "bent over with her head between his legs." More »
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The driver of this yellow Corvette Grand Sport alright after a late-night suspected drunk driving accident. And by "alright" we mean "all right," because she still lost her hand. More »
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Turkey's finest attempted to stop a suspected drunk driver on foot only to be hit by the driver and flung around Istanbul on the hood of a little hatchback. Surveillance camera footage shows just how far the criminal goes to shake the cop — including hitting another car — and just how brave the officer is. More »
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Crystal Leija likes her drinks like she likes her bad decisions: doubled. After drunkenly driving through John Rauchbauer's home she was ballsy/intoxicated enough to ask John Rauchbauer for $1,000 to help him find the kids she just mowed down with her Honda Accord. Only in Florida. More »
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"Planet of the Apes" star Estella Warren was arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of felony drunk driving after crashing her Toyota Prius into parked cars and attempting to escape authorities. Wow, beige really bites back. More »
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What starts out as a slightly humorous video of a guy so wasted he's unable to stand slowly transforms itself into a slightly disturbing video of a guy so wasted he's unable to function. More »
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Stripping down to your underwear to avoid the trained snout of a police dog isn't an effective means of escape. Just ask 25-year-old Angela C. Ferranti, who was found by a K-9 hiding in the Florida woods wearing only bra and panties after crashing her car following a night of drinking. More »
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A DUI suspect, who police say nearly drove off the road while weaving in and out of traffic, claims his erratic driving was caused by the oral sex he was receiving from his girlfriend. You go, Louisville! More »
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It is not, apparently, illegal to drive while naked in Nebraska as long as "no one is alarmed." Sadly, 32-year-old Nickolus Borgman figured out a way to alarm many, many people in the Lincoln area with his nude-driving antics. More »
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Florida sheriffs chased down 49-year-old Ronald Clifford Purdy after he nearly hit a kid. They found him so drunk he stumbled out of his ice cream truck, flanked by whiskey bottles, with a BAC three times the limit. (H/T Goatrope!) More »
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In the recent rash of wrong-way drivers hurtling down American freeways, we haven't seen much police involvement. A suburban Dallas officer changes that dramatically when he uses his police cruiser as a speed bump against an oncoming suspected drunk driver. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5762024&view=rss&microfeed=true They say you should test in the same mental condition you studied in for best results. That explains why a 43-year-old Australian man was drinking on the way to his test for a provisional driver's license. [Drive.com.au] More »
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William Parminter of Lincoln, Neb., drove away from the Lancaster County Courthouse Friday after a hearing for his eighth driving while intoxicated charge. Problems: His license was suspended, he was sipping a Keystone Light and his blood alcohol was .238. More »
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Mate, the herbal infusion drunk all over Argentina, may seem like the ideal road drink: it's a pleasant brew of mild stimulants. It's also a scalding handful of water with a metal straw sticking out. And the roads are bumpy. More »
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This allegedly intoxicated driver of a large SUV crashed into dozen of cars on a busy Russian street. His victims, not pleased by this, beat the ever-living crap out of him today while police watch and participate. Warning: graphic video. More »
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A drunk driver in southern California wedged his Ford Fusion between two apartment buildings late Saturday, leaving the Ford suspended about five feet off the ground. No one was injured, but one resident's real estate deal was seriously hurt. More »
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This Huntington Beach resident is suspected of driving his Prius under the influence. Exhibit A: he backs his car into the police car that pulled him over. Exhibit B: After retrieving his car, he crashes it into a light pole. More »
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It turns out there's more to the story of the Mercedes-on-matte white M3 hit-and-run from this morning. The Mercedes driver was drunk and, after being chased down, she pummeled the M3 driver with her fists. We'll let him explain. More »
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Here are the top 20 cities in America ranked by the share of their drivers with an alcohol-related offense on their traffic record. What do they have in common? Tough cops, limited public transit and colleges. More »
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Adam Segura was handcuffed in a police car after being arrested for drunk driving. He then decided to slip his hands under his legs, hop in the front and steal the unmarked car. He's now re-arrested facing twelve charges. [GeelyTribune] More »
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Greens keepers at Royal North Devon Golf Club discovered a Land Rover Defender on its side in a bunker during their morning walk. Inside were two people dressed as pirates, asleep. Drunk driving is strongly suspected. More »
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An impatient alleged drunk driver tries to skip ahead in a line of cars, fails, realizes he's screwed, and then compounds his troubles by crashing into everything in the clumsiest hit-and-run you'll ever see. More »
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It's the old story: Guy meets girl at a party, gets a little wasted, asks girl to drive him home. Except in this story the girl was 12, ran off a Minnesota county road and could face a DWI charge. More »
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This is Jamie Hicks, a.k.a. the "DUI Mom." The Long Island mother was arrested Sunday for driving with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit after her 10-year-old child called 911 from the backseat of their out-of-control car. More »
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Police released the 20-minute-long video of Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand's arrest on suspicion of DUI Friday night, showing Lewand struggling to hide he's reportedly two-and-a-half times over the legal limit. Gosh, we can't imagine why he'd be drinking. More »
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Rene Fernandez drunkenly crashed into Maryland Judge Edwin Collier's Accord last year. Fernandez knew Collier as he'd commuted Fernandez's prior drunk driving charge. Fernandez was given real jail time Tuesday by a judge aware of karma. [Washington Post] More »
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Researchers at Hartford Hospital and the University of Iowa have concluded a study of the effects of marijuana usage on driving skill. They found driving while stoned has "little effect" on driving skills. So toke away! [NIH, JoPD via InsideLine] More »
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