SwatLax commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

"@Van Sarockin: Certainly not planning on using it."

SwatLax commented on GM Developing View-Enhancing Laser Windshield, Intends To Outspend Reds In Automotive Cold War

"As long as it works, a reasonable added cost won't be the problem."

SwatLax commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

"I'm going to be in Minneapolis next week for work, and am looking forward to visiting the infamous bathroom (though not for the same reasons as Craig)."

SwatLax commented on New Photos Reveal The 2009 Ferrari California In Glorious Detail

"Pictures made me believe the 599 and 612 were merely Italian Corvettes until I saw them in person, so I'm going to give the California the benefit of the doubt. Sigh, I'm envious of you West coast people that find yourself behind things like this in the Taco Bell drive-thru."

SwatLax commented on 2010 Porsche Cayman S, Boxster S Revealed By Internal Renderings

"Now that it has Porsche's DCT, I guess the flappy paddle version would be preferable to the stick, even for the non-realtor buyer."

SwatLax commented on If It Runs, Sell It: More British Car Jokes!

"I think this came from an old QOTD on car jokes: Why haven't the British ever had a major computer company? ->They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil."

SwatLax commented on Hummer H2 Assembly Line To Produce Just-As-Boxy Standard Taxis

"If you're building a vehicle specifically for Taxi use, wouldn't it make sense to build in the automatic start-stop feature that most hybrids have?"

SwatLax commented on Farewell, Jalopnik Faithful

"How come the girl and ther intern never got to say goodbye?"

SwatLax commented on At 661 HP, The 2009 Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Black Is A Very Magic Woman

"Anyone else see a little GT-R in the front of this thing?"

SwatLax commented on Chrysler To America: "Please, Please Buy Our 2008 Dodge Ram"

"I hear the Monster Truck ripoff commercials now: "Ram Box!"

SwatLax commented on iPhone GPS: We're Not In Kansas Anymore...Wait, How The &$^@ Are We Still in Kansas?

"Isn't Kansas where Google Maps is centered?"

SwatLax commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, Part One

"@SwatLax: prom -> reunion. Where's that edit button?"

SwatLax commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, Part One

"@Ray Wert: You asked for it: Me and Mrs."

SwatLax commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, Part One

"So now we at least know what Ray wanted to drive to the reunion. 2 weekends ago was my first time in Michigan, as a buddy was getting married in Big Rapids."

SwatLax commented on Toyota Camry Hybrid Engineer Worked To Death

"We imagine that somewhere, Eric Stromer is laying a single rose on his Camry Hybrid. This is the kind of analysis that I come to Jalopnik for."

SwatLax commented on New York City's Signature "Manhattan" Taxi Cab That Never Was

"[www.standardtaxi.com] Looks like someone is carrying the torch."

SwatLax commented on Mossberg: iPhone 3G will cost you more than the old model

"I just love Walt is so vain that he demands that the camera only shows his good side aka his right side."

SwatLax commented on Where Baggy Pants are Illegal, and Graphed Accordingly

"If I'm wearing two pairs of underwear under my pants, and the top one is showing, is it still underwear? If I'm wearing underwear, athletic shorts, and sweatpants and the lacrosse shorts are showing, is that a risky move?"