Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Audi A3 TDI Clubsport Quattro, Revealed, at 3:24 AM on May 17 a) longest press release I recall ever seeing b) the numbers are WEAK an 09 A3 has 0-60 of 6.7 with the V6 besting 6 seconds...... more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries, at 8:21 PM on May 16 @charles_barrett: just clarifying my position isn't that the subject makes it retarded... more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries, at 7:28 PM on May 16 fat chicks mean $$$.... more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Commenter Of The Day: Perfect Strangers Edition, at 7:23 PM on May 16 *scratching head* more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Honda Asimo Does Detroit: Bigger, Longer And More Uncut, at 7:47 PM on May 15 bless Honda for having the decency to not slap a face on this thing!! more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Commenter Of The Day: Jimmy Hutmaker Edition, at 7:25 PM on May 15 HA!! more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Maniac Cyclists Take To The L.A. Freeway To Protest, Or Something, at 3:46 PM on May 15 critical mass is a cool thing, but i thought it was only inner city rides.. more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Oshawa, Ontario GM Plant To Build Mysterious Second RWD Vehicle, at 3:22 PM on May 15 @JB_Finesse: It was a decent car, but I'd have much rather made the trip in my '69 350 Caprice. more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Oshawa, Ontario GM Plant To Build Mysterious Second RWD Vehicle, at 3:20 PM on May 15 @leemikemphstn: guys like YOU are annoying... more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Spada TS Codatronca Production Announced, Tie Fighters No Longer Cool, at 7:13 PM on May 14 @burglar: i got it 3 minutes after he posted! more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Spada TS Codatronca Production Announced, Tie Fighters No Longer Cool, at 6:41 PM on May 14 @SpeedWagon: he bounty hunts for Jabba Hutt to finance that, y'know?! @Strega07: Yea... more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Audi R8 V10 Video Discovered, Uploaded By A Menace Named Dennis?, at 6:34 PM on May 14 somebody robbed someone of something and somehow managed to find someway to get that sumbitch. more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Flint, Michigan, Looks To Poop For Power, at 5:40 PM on May 13 @Red AuerБЯд╒╒: "would you lika sum shitty ewectricity to go with your shitty cable?" more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Flint, Michigan, Looks To Poop For Power, at 5:37 PM on May 13 I suppose in Flint, Green really mean go now?? I'm picturing poop drills, where they play the brown note and everyone must make dookie at the same time each day. more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Jalopnik Fantasy Garage: What Now?, at 4:26 PM on May 13 @Red AuerБЯд╒╒: at least it lets loose :D more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on Steve Saleen Is Back, Reveals Limited Edition Supercharged Challengers, at 8:03 PM on May 12 TOTAL PHOTOSHOP more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 8:01 PM on May 12 I.DRINK.MILK.PAST.THE.EXPIRATION.DATE. more »

Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother clipped Court Summerfield, 1961-2008, at 7:49 PM on May 12, 2008 more »