graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Defying Stereotypes, Lotus Europa Proves Rock-Solid On Heroic Cross-Country Trek

"@bozoerrebbe: Ha!"

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Project Car Hell, Low And Slow Edition: 1964 Impala or 1949 Mercury Trio?

"Your descent into hell: Pick the three Mercs."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Robert Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette, Tries To Flee Scene

"@eurodriver: It's easy when your head is so far up your ass that your only view is through your puckered old-man navel. I don't care if he's a right-wing fascist nut job, or a terrorist fist-jabbing left-wing socialist, hitting a ped and then fleeing the scene is the utmost in douchebaggery."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on The Ten Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The United States

"I just realized that the Toyota Venza (WTF is that?) looks like a really ugly Ford Edge."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on How Much Did It Cost To Fill Up For Gas Today?

"@acarr260: That happened to me too."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on How Much Did It Cost To Fill Up For Gas Today?

"@boosted-lego-wagon: WIN!"

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Princess: Car Of Choice For Off-Roading Germans

"They made a 4-door Pinto?"

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on IFR Aspid Rears Ugly Head, 2.8-Second 0-To-62 Time, At British Motor Show

"Not only is it so unique in its aesthetic that they will never fear a Chinese clone, but it has the most stupid steering wheel I have ever seen."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on 700HP Lightning GT Electric Sports Car Goes 200 Miles On 10 Minute Charge

"It has been my experience that driving 200 continuous miles is a pretty nominal achievement for any British sports car."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on First 2009 Corvette ZR1 Rolls Off Assembly Line To Thunderous Media Silence

"Thunderous media silence."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on The Lotus Evora Weighs A Ton...And A Half

"@layabout: Are these Bints? "

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on The Lotus Evora Weighs A Ton...And A Half

"@layabout: I call 'em PWTs, but I can imagine there's a load of folks who'll look at that example you posted and say to themselves "Sweeeeeet!"."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Top Gear US Filming In-Studio Audience Segment This Weekend, Want To Go?

"I put my name in last week, but haven't heard anything since."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on The Lotus Evora Weighs A Ton...And A Half

"Disregarding all the estrogen talk, 2,976 isn't bad for its size and kit."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Honda Cuts Odyssey, Pilot Production, Boosts Civic

"@NovaloadMissesPolar: That's a good one too!"

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Commenter Of The Day: OREONADEOL! Edition

"Wow, what a great day- COTD and the promise of a blowj..."

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on A Tatra T87 History Lesson From Professor Leno

"Y'all see Jay's new look?"

graverobber- Two BEER minimum commented on Do You Have In-Car Air Conditioning? No, Ours Is On-Car!

"This is a man who eats a lot of Top Raman."