"My bag contains the following:
sunglasses
tampax
ipod
cell phone
happy un-baby pills
one condom--memorabilia from a play I was in a couple years ago
work paperwork--training materials etc
Aquaphor
my boyfriend's screenplay
phone charger
cue chalk for weekly billiards outings
garage door opener
keys
2 chapsticks
2 pens
3 hair ties
>3 wine corks (stolen from work for use as cat toys)
3 lighters
1 pack cigarettes
Visine
wallet
and the crowning jewel:
a matchbook from Murphy's Gentlemen's Club in Muskegon, MI; featuring a mother-daughter stripper combo.
I have a Kate Spade messenger bag--it's a bit full right now, obvs."
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