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"This weekend?"

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"Does the clip go on any further where they explain to Elisabeth what oral is..."

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"The most dangerous form of Road Beef is known as Kobe Beef."

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"...."

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"She should have had McCain do the barking dog play."

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"Does Contador have a compelling lifestory like Armstrong?"

decoitous commented on A Starburst Is Born

"Leave it to the team that's the traditional doormat of the AL East to choose a puckered asshole for their logo."

decoitous commented on Sarah Palin Consulted with Cheney and Giuliani Before Quitting

"Ya know the difference between a hockey mom and an ex-governor of Alaska?"

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"Incidently..."

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""chilled beer" -- that's the best they got?"