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      http://jalopnik.com/comment/16223785 11:05 AM on October 23


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      "This harkens back to the 80's when the Phanatic bombed the MOVE house in Philly."
      http://jalopnik.com/comment/16034293 09:32 AM on October 15


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      "Get over your (collective) selves."
      http://jalopnik.com/comment/15966129 02:31 PM on October 12


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      "Meh?"
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      "So what is that..."
      http://jalopnik.com/comment/15460273 08:52 AM on September 18


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      "As usual, the MSM missed the entire story."
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