<![CDATA[Comments from bzrchero GT]]> <![CDATA[Comments from bzrchero GT]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Which Dead US Automotive Nameplates Should Remain Buried?]]> What, nobody's mentioned Citation yet? How about Pinto?

@amblito: Sniff Petrol is awesome. I would definitely buy a Dodge product named the "Motherfucker". Also, I'd buy one named "This!"

ba-dum chi!

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Ford Spends Time Making AV8R Mustang, Loses $8.7 Billion... Just Saying]]> Now let's see it do battle against the Mitsubishi EVO X A6M Zero Edition!

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Commenter Of The Day: Gotta Have Priorities Edition]]> It looks like Obama is trying to get his hug in and McCain's like all, "hell no, get outta my way! I gotta get to my blue plate special!"

Nobody comes between John Sidney McCain III and his blue plate special, goddammit.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on FortuneSport Rt.R and Rt.S To Weigh Less Than 2000 Pounds, Confuse US Customers]]> Teritius Fortune? That's gotta be a fake name, check his credentials. He may be wanted for crimes against humanity in Serbia...or he's trying to take over the world via a secret space station being launched into orbit deep within the Amazonian rainforest, populated with his examples of humanity's finest before he destroys life on Earth via toxic chemicals and repopulates the species.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Pagani Zonda And Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Black Palling Around]]> The general rule of thumb for street moniker vernacular is: first name + first letter of first name, regardless of last name accuracy = douchebag.

And ha! I didn't even watch the video! Live and learn, kids, live and learn.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Trio Of New Hampshire Survivors Spans Seven Decades, Three Continents Of Car History]]> 3 different car cultures too: hot rodding, ricing, and, er, whatever they do with SAABs (besides enter them in LeMons). "Euro style", I guess.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Defying Stereotypes, Lotus Europa Proves Rock-Solid On Heroic Cross-Country Trek]]> Fantastic story there Matt! I think it's every Jalop's duty to buy a car that's improbably located from their house, get a one-way ticket, and drive all the way back home. The rattier your vehicle of choice is, the more exciting the adventure.

@the artist formerly known as dolo54: woot, Z32 300ZX! Anxiously awaiting that story as well.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on First 2009 Corvette ZR1 Rolls Off Assembly Line To Thunderous Media Silence]]> @layabout: Mostly to people on the Internet who will never even get the chance to see either, much less drive them and comment on the various merits of both.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Mercury To Become Ford's Saturn, Jill Wagner Celebrates]]> @bugattatra: I get that same reaction with Kim Kardashian - but like her, she serves her purpose without having to speak.

In other news, let's welcome our new Jezebel readers! Helloooo, ladies!

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Here In California, We're Crushin' Thunderbirds!]]> What the hell's with that tire? It looks like a cardboard cutout like what furniture stores use to mock up TVs in their entertainment center sets.

Bird's nests in the headlights - reminds me of my Honda CB550 project. That is, if you replace "headlights" with "tachometer" and "bird's nests" with "fucking creepy-ass dead spiders and decayed globs of cobwebs encasing brittle, dried-up half-digested flies". Before I cleaned it up, my bike was an Animal Planet documentary.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on NICE MyCar, A Study On How To Shrink A Suzuki X90]]> The only good thing about the X90 was this really cute girl in high school that I had a crush on had one.

I doubt this car will replicate the same emotional rollercoaster of unrequited love, teenage angst, and disappointingly shocking automotive taste that the X90 did.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Top Gear Unveils "Throne Of Gratitude," Honors UK Anti-Speed Camera City Councilman]]> And whoops, that was aimed at Steel_ETC's burning question.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Top Gear Unveils "Throne Of Gratitude," Honors UK Anti-Speed Camera City Councilman]]> According to the Internet dweebs at Finalgear (of which I am a proud member of) it's the picture of the old man in lingerie with his stanley steamer in a Range Rover's exhaust pipe.

You know what I'm talking about. It's the Lemonparty of the automotive world.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on 1965 Ford Thunderbird]]> Aw yeah, it's my favorite Thunderbird! Needs missile launchers and machine guns and a cheesy flame job, however:

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Project Car Hell, Debacle Edition: Matra Murena or Alpine A310?]]> Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer to this one! Pick me, pick me, pick me!

The Alpine is the only badass thing to ever come out of France. (The other is Jean Reno.) So naturally, I have to pick that over something that'll get mistaken for a Toyota every time you pull into a gas station.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on BMW M3 Plowed Into House By Idiot Teen Driver]]> "idiot teen driver"? Isn't that redundant?

I'd cite myself as the opposite, but a totaled Xterra belonging to my dad from when I was 18 will prove otherwise.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on How Not To Go Drag Racing]]> At least his wheels didn't come flying off.

Maybe they should have, and the driver could have turned to the camera and shrugged his shoulders while "waah waaaah" played in the background...

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Kimi Raikkonen Knocks Down Little Girl, Keeps Walking]]> Damn, that clipboard went right into the kid's eye. That'll traumatize her for the rest of her life, for sure. Maybe she'll grow up to become a right-wing FIA president with a penchant for sadism and an intense hatred of Formula 1, as a result...

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Foose Coupes Start Hitting The Road]]> @Stoatmaster: Well, you said "life-sized Hot Wheels car" like it's a bad thing - and as a kid at heart I had to take some umbrage at that sentiment. So forgive me.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Foose Coupes Start Hitting The Road]]> @Stoatmaster: Welcome to Jalopnik, your tour guide Mr. Wert will be along shortly.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Volkswagen Knows How To Handle A Load]]> So do its owners, apparently.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Chrysler Sebring, Dodge Avenger To "Fight Back" With Better Trim, Smaller Engines]]> @OldeEnglishD misses Polar: "I always insist on the best trim I can get..."

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Gratuitous 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 Burnout Photo]]> @clinto: Did you stumble here from Jezebel or something?

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Production 2010 Chevy Camaro Revealed!]]> I'm more excited about seeing one of these on the road than the new Challenger.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Jackie Chan Shows Us The Joy Of Minivan Hoonage: Volkswagen Caddy]]> Note to self: employ the double-thumbs-up-while-powersliding trick every chance I get. When I'm driving with friends, my parents, a date, etc.

Can a motorcycle really fit in the back of a Caddy? Either I smell a false-advertising suit here, or I need to import one to the States myself.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on What Car Would You Drive Round The Lutz Ring?]]> A Chinese Buick. With Lutz tied in the trunk. Every 5 minutes I drive back to the proving ground where they test car suspensions, open the seat dividers and yell at him via megaphone "WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS CAR IN AMERICA?!!!"

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Commenter Of The Day: Zach Braff Feels More Than You Edition]]> But he's sooo nerd-chic, just like that guy from Weezer!

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on McLaren SLR Disintegrates In Deadly Qatar Accident]]> No finer way to die.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Five Ugliest Concept Trucks]]> This list isn't entirely accurate:

1. Click on the "Chevy Borrego" link.
2. Click on "Page 2".
3. Why did this not make it on the list?

Also, you can probably throw every Dodge concept in the past 5 years on that list, while we're at it.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Commenter Of The Day: Strawberry Lemonade And Popcorn Shrimps Edition]]> Plant a poo-filled bag in the traffic engineer's house in Syracuse. There's a one-way street intersecting another one-way street, which is closed off for construction...do we really still need the traffic pattern activated? What am I waiting for here, Christmas?

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on How To Have Sex In A Car: A Video Guide]]> If you need instructions for this, then you clearly need to keep it in your pants.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, Part Three]]> Even French people like this car, I bet.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Corvette Set Ablaze By Fireworks, Project Car Hell Comes To Life]]> This is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night on my own Honda CB project. I know I've already sunk in way more than what it's worth. The fact that it came from a stupid and entirely preventable accident makes it even worse.

Damn, I don't even want to think about this! You know what they say about ignorance, after all...

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on How To Buy A Toyota Emblem...From A GM Dealership?!]]> Does this mean I can get an owner's manual to a Cavalier in Japanese, too?! Isn't globalization grand?

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on It's Like A Three Stooges Bit, But With Cars]]> @graverobber- Two BEER minimum: You sure you're not Raymond Carver's cynical, estranged, bitter nephew-in-law?

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Top Ten Best Real-Life Police Chases]]> A stretch limo in New York doing 120 miles an hour? That's normal.

This show was what wanted to make me become a state trooper back in the day, when I thought all they did was high-speed car chases and not sitting around passing out tickets to people in Civics like me.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on Five Reasons Why We're Not Proud To Buy American Cars]]> 6. Pissing Calvin stickers.

Never seen them on anything other than a Chevy, Ford, Dodge truck with a lift kit, clear tailights, and 3 millimeters off my bumper because the no-neck dipshit behind the wheel can't see my Civic from his lofty perch.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on PCH, Hopelessly French Edition: 1925 Renault Type 45 or 1951 Citroen Traction-Avant?]]> From the eBay listing:

ULTRA, ULTRA RARE...
POSSIBLY THE VERY LAST UNMOLESTED TYPE 45 BONNET IN THE WORLD, THIS WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

PERIOD.

VERY RARE ITEM FROM VERY RARE CAR.
RARE, TOP OF TTHE LINE, EXCLUSIVE SUPERCAR
ULTRA-RARE TYPE 45 ULTRALIGHT RACECARS
(I KNOW OF ONLY ONE IN THE US.)
AS THE BONNET IS MOST SALIENT AND DIFFICULT PART TO REPRODUCE
I RECEIVED THIS ITEM FROM A VERY, VERY, GOOD FRIEND WHO HAS OWNED MANY EXOTICS
HE OWNED AND CHERISHED THIS ITEM FOR WELL OVER 30 YEARS AND LET IT GO TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT HAS BEEN OFFERED FOR SALE SINCE THE '60S.
THIS IS AN ULTRA RARE, ONE TIME, ITEM...
ONE CAN RECONSTRUCT THE ULTRA RARE CAR

Ok, ok, we get it, it's FUCKING RARE! Enough already!

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on PCH, Hopelessly French Edition: 1925 Renault Type 45 or 1951 Citroen Traction-Avant?]]> I first thought the Type 45 was an experimental, scrapped armored personnel carrier that had surrendered to the Germans in 1939. Any vehicle that looks like an industrial air conditioning unit would be so PCH even Satan would break down and adopt a new hobby that's less hellish. Like throwing fetuses down staircases.

]]> <![CDATA[bzrchero GT commented on 2008 Dodge Charger Police Edition, Part Two]]> What, you guys couldn't score a pair of Wayfarers, even fake ones? Now you just look like a cheesy ska band.

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