"Make the next La Crosse and Lucerne rear drive sedans (don't know what platform for the La Crosse), don't change a thing about the Enclave, and throw in a Kappa roadster, and you've got a brand for the old people who are living it up in their final days instead of a brand where people pick their coffin and drive it around for two decades.
The goal is to turn Buick into a Cadillac without the technology content or the hard-edged styling."
"Replace the Taurus and Crown Vic with this.
Replace the Fusion with the Mondeo.
Replace our Focus with their Focus.
Give us all the variants of the Fiesta.
And boom!"
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For what it's worth, the phone I actually have went from "Nokia 6085" to "Nokia 6085 Black" on the manager.
And yes, I have a Nokia 6085 - all I wanted was a phone that talks and has Bluetooth."
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