<![CDATA[Comments from Turboner]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Turboner]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on The Ten Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The United States]]> I saw a Cumpuss on the way to work yesterday, and my wife and I both commented on how fugly it was.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Robert Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette, Tries To Flee Scene]]> I've already given up getting blowjobs while driving, now NPR is too distracting to drive safely? What's next?

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Defying Stereotypes, Lotus Europa Proves Rock-Solid On Heroic Cross-Country Trek]]> Awesome!

My wife and I met in Huntsville :)

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on BMW M3 Plowed Into House By Idiot Teen Driver]]> Buying, maintaining, and rebuilding my own first car led me to have alot more respect for the machine. WTF is wrong with "low maintenance" parents these days?

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Jalopnik's Chevy Camaro Unveil Live-Blog]]> Fully adjustable camber and toe all the way around. Six speed manual. I need to be alone for a minute, is this an american car? I might just come back to the bowtie...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One]]> @harumph: Word.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?]]> @Mike the Dog: FYI, you're the only one who actually obeys traffic rules while riding a bike. Or, you don't live in Portland. Work downtown for 10 years, you'll hate cyclists, too.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?]]> Ha, saw this on the news before I left for work yesterday. Ironically, there was another car/bike incident here in SE PDX, only the cyclist merely T-boned a truck as he ran a red light. I can't wait for the final battle between 2- and 4- wheelers that is sure to come. Bring the on the AutoBicalypse!

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Mazda Kazamai To Show Off Swirling Crosswinds In Moscow]]> Damn, I thought it said Katsumi.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on GM Wants More Money, Fewer Employees; Cadillac CTS Coupe, Saab 9-4X Get The Green Light]]> @goatrope: Ditto on the Nanotech. It's the new "semiconductors"

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Jaguar To Celebrate 60 Years Of Sports Cars With XK60, Six Weeks Of Indian Ownership With Tandoori Chicken]]> Oh, I get it. The XK69 hehe

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Mopar Dodge Challenger Drag Pack Finally Revealed]]> @family_truckster: Man steering, man trans, man motor. It's a man's car, evidently.

My only gripe is, where's the NASCAR/TransAm version? That would get me all plum crazy with excitement. A big, bad, musclecar that could turn corners at ~1.3G on slicks would be nice. IRS and adjustable links all around... Do it for the children, they are the future.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Blacked-Out Vortech-Supercharged Challenger Gives Us The Vapors]]> @graverobber- Two BEER minimum: I don't want to know...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2009 Acura TL Type-S Shows Us All Four Pipes In Tacoma]]> +/- gate FTL :(

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Forget The British Car Jokes: Panama To Alaska In An Aston Martin!]]> What a bunch of sissies. They should try it in winter...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Jerry Seinfeld's Turquoise Porsche On eBay, What's The Deal With Yellow Seatbelts?]]> Not if he let Kramer drive it after a dip in the East River.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Commenter Of The Day: Strawberry Lemonade And Popcorn Shrimps Edition]]> @Braff - now owned by InBev: The salad shooter?

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on PUTC: 2013 Ford F-150 To Get Four-Cylinder EcoBoost Engine]]> @Mike the Dog: I'd personally like to see a resurgence in popularity of water/alky injection in forced induction engines, like we've used in aircraft for 100 years. Think of all the untapped torque in that bottle of Evian. Gas is actually more expensive than bottled water now ;) How sad.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Walmart's Botched Oil Change Destroys Your Engine]]> Ah, the risks of owning something you refuse to learn how to maintain yourself. FFS, no one even waxes their own skis anymore. You'd think, in the age of the internet, where there's a how-to complete with pics and excerpts from the service manual on everything from fixing windows to changing timing belts, people would be more resourceful. What percentage of car owners changed their own oil in the early 20th century compared to now? You can even wear sexy latex gloves to keep your fingernails clean ;)

If I had a dollar for every dollar I saved by maintaining my own cars...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Playboy's Hottest Blogger Contest: You're All Winners! (Even If Some Of You Have Bigger Racks Than Others)]]> I wouldn't mind seeing more of Violet...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 1966 Jaguar E-Type, With Bonus British Car Poll]]> Sex on (wire spoke) wheels. V12. No contest. I love Corvettes, especially the second gen cars, but they just don't have the same metavisual effect. Probably cost more than a comparable E type these days too.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Ferrari To Rich Customers: You Give Us Money, We Build You A One-Off]]> @Ash78: That's 1 MegaPi. MPi for short.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Dealers, Supercharge Your Dodge Challengers!]]> @WheatKing: Aren't these things also already wearing IRS underwear?

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on All-American Racer Flying Over The 'Ring]]> @Nurburgringer: Awesome!

Anyone else here play GPL? You know, only the best driving sim ever, simulating the 1967 F1 season? (And anything else you want with the web support and user mods.) Who needs Gran Tourismo?

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on All-American Racer Flying Over The 'Ring]]> "Flugplatz" just doesn't have the same meaning anymore.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on "Borrow" Some Gas With A Flo N' Go Siphoning Kit]]> This could actually come in handy at a track day if you or someone else miscalculates the amount of needed gas, and forget to get it at lunch!

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Five Cool Things We Learned About NASCAR This Weekend]]> @Mad_Science: You mean use real cars that real people can buy due to homologation rules? That would make it exciting and stuff.

@Vintage Racer: Sorry, had to.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on The SUV Is Dead. Long Live The SUV.]]> I was kind of hoping for the rise of the hot 3 door hatch and proper minimalist two seat sports cars.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on StarChase GPS Tracker Eliminates OJ-Like Chases]]> @MagnificentBastard: Damn, sounds like people making jokes about OJ aren't the ones who need to get over something ;)

I can't wait until they have killer robots and human seeking bullets like in that Tom Selleck movie, Runaway.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2009 Infiniti G37 Coupe To Get AWD This Fall, Cheapskates X-static]]> Awesome! A sports coupe with an automatic! How exciting...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Fool Me Once: 3D Virtual Speed Bumps]]> They need that English guy who does the perspective-exploitive chalk drawings.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Seven Reasons The Segway Still Sucks]]> In that picture, Ray looks like he's pushin' a Sequoia.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2010 Acura NSX Is Real After All]]> @the artist formerly known as dolo54: If it's that hard to find a decent tranny, you should move downtown...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2009 Corvette ZR1 pricing released: 638 HP For $103,300!]]> I pledge allegiance to the Vette, of the United States of America...

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Aerocar To Be Displayed At 2008 Meadow Brook Concours, Land In Our Dreams]]> Someone should make a flying Plymouth ArrowCar.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Project Car Hell: R33 Skyline GT-R or Aston Martin Lagonda?]]> Due to the wonderful grammer and spellings in the Aston Marton ad, I had to go with the Aston Martin do to the exsellent youse of the big werds and grammy structuring.

Aren't rhetorical questions supposed to have a question mark.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Commenter Of The Day: Bohemian Rhapsody Edition]]> For some reason, that song always reminds me of my '63 Chevy II "Nova 400" wagon. It sounds good with a 327 and Flowmasters added to the rhythm section.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on Commenter Of The Day: A Very Special Edition]]> Good job on the promotion, dude. I feel your pain, I have to work pretty much all day now, and can only comment on my days off.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on The Second Malaise Era IS Upon Us!]]> @Jimal: I see lots of custom minivannin' going on, but usually executed with poor taste.

]]> <![CDATA[Turboner commented on 2009 Jetta SportWagen Pricing, Specs Announced]]> @layabout: Rivals? Just how many Japanese wagons can you buy in the US with a manual trans?

Wagons with manual transmissions and turbos... 8======> "Doioioioioing." Color me hard.

Now, how about that 4motion thingy as icing on the cake.

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