NotACoolGuy commented on Which Dead US Automotive Nameplates Should Remain Buried?

"@Hart88: You've gotta be kidding me."

NotACoolGuy commented on Which Dead US Automotive Nameplates Should Remain Buried?

"Dodge Mo@amblito: I'm surprised there wasn't a Dodge Motherfucker at some point. I'm going to go the opposite direction and say that Mysterious Utility Wizard is a car name that needs to be used more often, like on as many vehicles as possible."

NotACoolGuy commented on GM To Shrink Future Saabs, Reverse Brand Bloat

"I think that I shall never driveA car as misunderstood as the 9-5. Or maybe MYYYYYYY 900 HAS A FIRST NAMEAND IT'S S-A-A-B!MY 900 HAS A SECOND NAMEIT'S T-U-R-B-O!OH I LOVE TO DRIVE IT EVERY DAY,AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I'LL SAY:BECAUSE TROLLHATTAN HAS A WAYWITH V-V-R-R-U-S-A! I had to fudge the last word, but I think it works."

NotACoolGuy commented on 1967 Porsche 912

"I love it. You know, you'd think since so many 912s were built, I might a, have seen one at some point in my life, and b, be able to find one for sale somewhere around me, but no."

NotACoolGuy commented on The Ten Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The United States

"My dad drives a TL...and he said he was going to buy a TL-S next time he gets a bonus at work. If there is a God, this will not happen."

NotACoolGuy commented on Trio Of New Hampshire Survivors Spans Seven Decades, Three Continents Of Car History

"I'm almost sure that Saab is between '83 and '85."

NotACoolGuy commented on Pagani Zonda And Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Black Palling Around

"I still say the Zonda is one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen."

NotACoolGuy commented on 1965 Ford Thunderbird

"Ah, the Thunderbird."

NotACoolGuy commented on Ten Worst Things Automakers Do To Make Their Cars Seem Cheap

"Exterior plastic trim, hands down. Gotta say, hard touch plastics don't bother me unless they're on the steering wheel."

NotACoolGuy commented on BMW M3 Plowed Into House By Idiot Teen Driver

"... My God, what a wonderful day."

NotACoolGuy commented on Top Gear Crashes Nissan GT-R

"BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

NotACoolGuy commented on Jeeves, Fetch My 1040 HP Rolls, Would You?

"Ditch the ridonkulous wheels and it's a masterpiece."

NotACoolGuy commented on The New Chevy Camaro In A Skittles-Like Rainbow Of Colors, What's Your Favorite?

"I'd want either Pussy Magnet Yellow with a black nose ring, or Le Mans Blue with an offset black stripe."

NotACoolGuy commented on Up-Close Photos Of Mystery Corvette Concept From New Transformers Movie

"It's like a Giugiaro Mustang and Viper love child."

NotACoolGuy commented on Dale Earnhardt Takes The New Camaro Sideways With CNBC On Secret Aussie Test Track

"@SupermotoThud: If anyone can hoon a Camaro from beyond the grave, it'd be the Intimidator."

NotACoolGuy commented on Commenter Of The Day: Zach Braff Feels More Than You Edition

"Oh come on, the soundtracks to Life Aquatic and Kill Bill sucked, just like the movies."

NotACoolGuy commented on Gasser Taunus!

"If this was in a Saab 95, I might be impressed. ...I'm lying, I'm impressed...but still."

NotACoolGuy commented on 1973 Chevrolet Chevelle

"I know a lot of people have already said it, but that dropped-0 350 emblem should be the defining image of the Malaise Era, like that Dorothea Lange photo was for the depression."