Comments from Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:29:21 EDT

This guy just can't stop thinking of balls, can he?

Little do we know, two hours earlier, he was behind the alley listening to foreigner while getting his "gas nozzle" jerked around.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Commenter Of The Day: Zach Braff Feels More Than You Edition

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:50:19 EDT

Donald Faison is funnier.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on You Don't Want To Know The Fuel Surcharge For Plutonium

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:45:55 EDT

@charles_barrett: nuclear wessels
Eeeeee!

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on You Don't Want To Know The Fuel Surcharge For Plutonium

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:26:41 EDT

I made it more accurate:

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on You Don't Want To Know The Fuel Surcharge For Plutonium

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:01:07 EDT

DHL sucks

I have seen those dudes set packages down and kick them across the hall at my last building.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Racers, Start Your Bribing: Murilee And Loverman To Judge At LeMons South!

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:58:12 EDT

Three words come to mind,
Nothing But Trouble

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Matte Black Bugatti Veyron Soaks Up The Dubai Sun

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:31:39 EDT

@the artist formerly known as dolo54: Imagine the glare for the oncoming drivers get.

"Well, I was just driving along and this blinding flash of light zoomed by me. Next thing I knew, I was embedded into the middle of Palm Jumeirah!"

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Matte Black Bugatti Veyron Soaks Up The Dubai Sun

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:18:43 EDT

Matte Black is becoming the new silver.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 300 Old Cars Down On The Alameda Street

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:17:05 EDT

@tenbeers: My mouse is also getting kinda scummy due to Jalopnik lunches.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 300 Old Cars Down On The Alameda Street

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:59:02 EDT

Nice job, keep 'em coming.

@cyclopticgaze: It still makes me laugh when I see it.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2010 Chevy Camaro SS To Star Alongside Christian Slater In New NBC Show

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:10:41 EDT

@Rock517: I see that, I mean the classic look where it is in the center. Like this:

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2010 Chevy Camaro SS To Star Alongside Christian Slater In New NBC Show

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:06:07 EDT

Alternate titles were:
Untamed Car
Kuffs, the return

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2010 Chevy Camaro SS To Star Alongside Christian Slater In New NBC Show

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:58:42 EDT

No SS front badge? weak

There better be an SS badge swap and a lens cover option.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Project Car Hell, Graverobber Edition: 1970 Cougar or 1972 Torino?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:49:59 EDT

*stands up and starts the slow clap*

Bravo!

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Two

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:10:58 EDT

@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: The 135i uses the same engine as the 335i, it is also lighter. The 335i is a good comparison for the body style, but I would rather go with the 135i.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on LA Gangs Experiment With Pedal-By Shootings

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:40:10 EDT

@layabout: Pogo ball, bitches

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Miata Owner Gets Bored, Swaps In Jaguar V12

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:35:54 EDT

It makes me think of that GTI W12 concept. Nice and fast, but cornered like it was on ice. It looks like he mounted the engine where most of the weight is behind the front-axle, so who knows.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Two

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:28:02 EDT

@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: Or spend $5k less and get a 135i Coupe.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Miata Owner Gets Bored, Swaps In Jaguar V12

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:24:06 EDT

This will be cool if he can get all twelve going.

good luck

I bet you he can almost link that trans directly into the rear diff.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Two

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:39:59 EDT

@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: You know how it goes with them, Chrysler/Dodge couldn't pull off a fitting interior design to save their lives.

The thing I have noticed with their designs is: If its Dodge, they throw in some boring shapes with some shades of black and grey. If its Chrysler, they take the same design and put in some chrome detailing with a touch of fake wood. bleh

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot:
HEEEEEEY
YOUUUUUUUUUU
GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Two

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:31:13 EDT

What is this? Fisher-Price, My first Dash Panel?

get some chuckers fucker

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Technical Difficulties With Comments, Please Stand By

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:33:38 EDT

@Maximum Braff sLutz: Cant check it now, my MS BOB keeps crashing out my dial-up connection.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on What's The Best 2+2?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:56:39 EDT

Datsun 280Z 2+2

duuh

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:53:20 EDT

@WesR: Not necessary. Opinions are free, trolls are banned.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Technical Difficulties With Comments, Please Stand By

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:50:56 EDT

So who's got the addy to the Jalopnik IRC room, or do I need to setup a Telnet connection for the BBS?

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Pre-Owned BMW Ads Now Completely Indiscernible From Syphilis PSAs

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:44:29 EDT

Is this how Ely the koala got the clap?

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:21:58 EDT

@Ben Wojdyla: Not bad at all, Do you have a camera that has HDR functions?

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:02:49 EDT

@Mad_Science: It's ok Mad, I understood.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on PCH, Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72 Edition: Mercury Cougar Or Volvo 1800ES?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:56:37 EDT

@Murilee Martin: Heh, I though with the Thompson references, you were just messing with people.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on PCH, Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72 Edition: Mercury Cougar Or Volvo 1800ES?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:33:48 EDT

I will take the shooting-brake

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:29:47 EDT

@EuropaBambaataa: This is why the issue is 50/50. Both parties can be irresponsible idiots. As someone with many modes of transportation, I can see how both sides can be irritated at each other. The problem is, most drivers don't watch the road and most riders don't follow the rules or use common sense.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:19:47 EDT

@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: It's implied

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:11:35 EDT

@Maximum Braff sLutz: James got Juice

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:07:42 EDT

@Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity: They stopped making the Impala in '96.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part One

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:54:52 EDT

@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: Looks like Mad_Science hit the nail on the head.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Jay Leno Drives The 1183-HP SSC Ultimate Aero

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:52:38 EDT

I liked his review of the Desmosedici RR better. Funny thing is, he makes a point in that review that why spend all kinds of money on a super-car when you can get that super-bike.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:47:18 EDT

@Maximum Braff sLutz: I don't know, James "D-Bag" Millican seems to top SLR Douche.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:16:38 EDT

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: Seeing that its an Escort, I guess you would need an on-hood mechanic.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:09:35 EDT

Bull malarkey!

How/why would they start to hang on in the first place? I will have to pull the "Newton's Third Law" card, dewds.

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik commented on What's The Worst Car Color Combination?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:57:02 EDT

The Aztek and any colo(u)r out there.