CJ commented on Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!

"If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it."

CJ commented on Jamboroo, Week 7. Featuring: Red Zone Channel, AJ Hawk’s DMB Love Affair, And Boiled Peanuts

"@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Obvoiusly the lot of you have never tried to wipe your ass with not one, but two broken thumbs sustained in a high school football game simultaneously. Give it a shot sometime."

CJ commented on ALCS Preview: Rays Vs. Red Sox

"@ClickClickThud: Girl #2 is not only the kind you bang drunk but what you'd call your 'fuck pig'."

CJ commented on Michael Wilbon Thinks People Who Enjoy Pictures Of Him With Porn Stars Should "Get A Life"

"Ape drunken photos with mascot = fired..."

CJ commented on So, Is There Really Any Chance The Red Sox Would Take A Chance On Bonds?

"@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: "ripped 3 times a day by every fan with half a brain." So, in Boston they'd be ripped like what, once a decade?"

CJ commented on In Which The SI Swimsuit Edition Struggles (Again) To Stay Relevant

""Shit no, I use these all the time!" "How do you use a magazine?" "Hold on, I was getting to that...ever boff your baloney?""

CJ commented on This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever

"Cockfighting with actual chickens?"

CJ commented on Super Bowl Pants Party: Patriots Vs. Giants

"Homemade chili cheese fries and a bottle of tequila."

CJ commented on NFL Wild Card Pants Party: Chargers Vs. Titans

"2006 Chargers blow *should* win game to Pats late in the 4th quarter. 2004 Chargers blow a *should* win game to the Jets in overtime in the rain on their home field. It's supposed to rain, the Bolts again at home and are *supposed* to win and I can guarantee blind drunken vomiting by the beginning of the 4th quarter to avoid cardiac arrest."

CJ commented on Just A Few More Weeks Until American Gladiators

"@Chief Wahoo: @katolesce: Was Lace the deaf one?"