Why do people do this in the winter, Doug? Hell if I know. I live in Texas and it’s 75 degrees and sunny here. I’m gonna go hoon a CTS-V this weekend. May even work on my tan.

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But that’s not an option for many people in January, when the brutal snow and ice means the preservation of windshield wipers at all costs. Today we have another double-COTD win from MikaelVroom, whose coworker seems to miss the point, and Eddie Brannan, with a fantastic but classic BMW burn:

So good.

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