Dom Toretto, a very good friend of mine, has said some wise words about racing. But it’s difficult to see his wisdom in action, until we see something strange. Something very strange.

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Earlier today we saw two Australian bike racers, well, racing. Except they weren’t racing on their bikes, they were racing on foot, as both of their bikes serendipitously crapped out. It was pretty hilarious, but then Urambo Tauro recalled Toretto’s famous words, showing us all what was really important:

I mean, he’s not wrong.

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Congratulations, Urambo Tauro, on your COTD win. May you always be the first across the line, no matter what happens that day.


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