Untrue fact: the Chrysler Sebring is still the #1 best selling car in Ohio.

Untrue fact: the Chrysler Sebring is the most popular American car in Europe. Maybe. The untruth of this statement is difficult to verify scientifically.

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Untrue fact: in 1996 Chrysler prepared but did not sell a Bob Dole Presidential Edition Sebring convertible that it quietly destroyed after the election.

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Untrue fact: the Chrysler Sebring governs us all, an undying spirit that rules us in our every waking moment, even to this day.