Lamborghini has finally admitted that its buyers have a rather unfavorable money-to-driving skills ratio. Surprise!

With the company conceding its faithful can’t handle a rear-wheel drive, 700 horsepower Aventador, the brand’s rich Bromobile status is all but cemented forever. (As if there was any doubt before, right?)

And reader Mister Gristle is here to do a better headline than we could:

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Lamborghini Admits Its Owners Couldn’t Handle A Lamborghini

This is why all Lamborghinis should come from the factory with 2.0-liter Volkswagen GTI engines and external loudspeakers that simulate V12 noises. That should give the owners what they want while keeping them out of trouble. It won’t even get in the way of the inevitable chrome wrap.


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