Illustration by Jason Torchinsky

The Apple Car appears to be dead. Is it because making cars is hard? Is it because making phones is just too easy? Or is it something.....deeper?

We noted our own theories for the Apple Car’s likely demise this morning.

Reader RallyMeBaby had the whole thing figured out:

Thank you all and have a good night. Hold your iPhone dear, but be grateful you never will need to use a proprietary Apple-branded gas pump or whatever the hell Apple would’ve made us do with their own vehicle.