Our man Doug DeMuro went over how difficult it is to sell his Skyline GT-R, breaking people down into four categories, the second being people who can’t spell. Specifically the dialect known as “text speak.” Seriously, if you haven’t cut “text speak” out of your life yet, you need to.

Well that’s exactly what user Birddog The Trike Whisperer did, successfully expelling all annoying messaging conversation habits from his life the legal way:

I don’t know what the other comments were like, but this one is better.


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