Once again, Doug’s Hummer is an endless source of amusement and Comments of the Day. Today, our faithful columnist recounted how it broke down on a busy street. Hijinks ensued.

Now, Doug has other cars, so one might think being temporarily Hummer-less is no big deal for him. But then Brendan Fitzpatrick and My X-Type Is Too A Real Jaguar (sure it is, buddy, sure it is) reminded us all of the gravity of the situation:

Congrats on the double COTD win, gentlemen! You may be tapped to spring Doug’s Skyline out of that museum later. So he can get around. Our entire writing staff was banned from obtaining bus passes years ago.


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