If you haven’t read David’s account of the bullshit practice where American automakers ban “competing vehicles” from parking in some of their lots, you should.

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There’s even signs that say “no competitive parking” at these lots. But what does that really mean? I like Dolemite’s idea better:

I’m glad you explained what competitive parking was, because I seriously envisioned: “That’s a pretty good parking job, between the lines on the sides, looks level, front is close to line, but not over, but you’ve got 12.6 feet on the left, and 12.7 on the right. Watch a professional work, junior!”

Sounds like a great Jalopnik Video! Where’s Jason?


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