There are some things you just don’t see, and a BMW M5 Touring is one of them if you live in the United States. They’re rarer than finding sparkling unicorn turds glistening on the beach, much less the mythical horsie that dropped it.

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And thus, commenter BrtStInd pointed out exactly how that rarity affected this long-roof M5’s value:

I have no idea if this is a good price or not, since these things show up about as often as Haley’s Comet, a Kobe Bryant assist or a reasonable hot take on immigration.

Reasonable, polite political discourse may have gone the way of the dodo, but at least we sometimes do see a Kobe assist.

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Congrats on the COTD win, Brt!

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