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You have to sign your way through some pretty crazy paperwork to get your hands on a Dodge Challenger Demon at some dealerships, but why is nobody talking about just how dangerous these cars are?!

I’m all for having a good time, but I’ve seen Poltergeist, and Gremlins, and Cars 2, and I know the potential evils of the spiritual world, mans attempt at taming the untamed, and mindless entertainment with terrifying implications lingering under the surface. So, as you initial your way down the list of legal disclaimers on your way to Demon ownership, read carefully:

It’s the unqualified size and scope of what constitutes an “adjacent population center” that terrifies me. But, uh, congrats on your COTD win madtube. Thanks for the warning.