Photo of the greatest and best city in the world credit: Mark Ittleman

Everything about New York is the worst.

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Not many people know this about New York I’m sure, but we’re loud, unfashionable, and we have bad pizza. I’ll defend it until the day I die because I’m from the area (GO ISLANDERS), but damn, when clutchshiftington’s got us, he’s got us:

Ha. Hahahahahahha. Like rent only costs $2500! I wish.

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To be fair, I have wanted to fight a hell of a lot of people when driving on the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway. I get it, brawly bros.

Congratulations, clutchshiftington, for your rightful burn on all of us. May you forever stay far away from us.