Not many would say Doug DeMuro is a reasonable person. I certainly wouldn’t. But compared to our commenters, I’m pretty sure he’s the Dalai Lama.

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Today, someone asked Doug what to do about parking an expensive car in a lot. Doug proffered reasonable responses, such as parking your car away from the other cars, or not being such a weirdo about material things and just sucking it up like an actual human being. HammerheadFistpunch, on the other hand, has other ideas:

Well, uh, I guess that is one way to do it.

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Congratulations, HammerheadFistpunch, on your COTD win. I think. Please don’t actually start punching other people’s cars.

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