Blowing up stuff is cool. Blowing up big boulders that fall onto the road is even cooler. Blowing up the comments of an article with rock puns isn’t really that cool.

But you did it! You’re all “winners”!

Congratulations on your collective punny COTD win. I spent about ten minutes trying to fill this out with more puns, but I can’t. Like every normal highschooler, I slept through geology.


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