Was Volkswagen really the only automaker cheating on emissions regulations? If you truly believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

As watchdog groups say more than just VW may be involved in emissions cheating, a discussion between intrepid Jalops Mister Gristle and Turbolence88 Might be a Mazda Fanboy point out the possible secret code used by every automaker:

If it worked in Contra, it must work on the EPA. Congrats on your COTD win, you beautiful bastards! And stay out of trouble.


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