We need to talk about the inevitable hipster uprising. The hipsters are here to stay, and their numbers are only growing. Nicely dressed, hairy, and condescending violence is inevitable, and now police departments are having to prepare.

Earlier today we talked about the new police-spec Ford Explorer stands up to armor piercing rounds, but as user farscythe points out, that is nothing compared to the hipster armament we all will have to face:

Congrats on your COTD win farscythe, but you’ll have to share it with Jalopnik’s own Andrew Collins for this gem comment on why you should never, ever brake check someone, a reason which you’d know if you enjoyed your childhood:

Kudos to you both. After all, Mario looks like a fucking hipster, don’t he?


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