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Today was a big day. Fiat Chrysler and Google announced they’d be working together on autonomous minivans. Fiat Chrysler says its doing this to learn more about autonomous tech, but maybe, just maybe, its real reason for the partnership is a bit more clever.

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With the realization that autonomous cars will allow for more in-car fornication, and the fact that minivans are designed for people who have boned at least a few times, reader LostMyOldPasswordAgain has a clever theory about Fiat Chrysler’s motive when joining forces with Google:

The autonomous Pacifica will soon be the most-owned and most-boned car in the world!

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Even when that time comes, may we all remember that minivans are badass: