Today the company run by sweaterbaron Sergio Marchionne took a real rough beating in Washington. But what did Sergio have on his mind when that was happening?

427 CID thinks he knows:

While the panel is droning on, Sergio is daydreaming about the worlds most clusterfucky conglomerate imaginable.

But what should it be called? Ask GhostZ:

FCAGMFMGVAG

Added ScoobsMcGee:

I, for one, am looking forward to the FCAGMFMGVAG Abarth Z07

You know what? Fuck it, I’d actually buy that car.

Congrats to all three of you on this COTD triple win! May the next Jeep you ride in not catch fire at all!


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