It’s common for us to make far-reaching metaphors in posts. What’s not common is when somebody actually bothers to take the time to test out our metaphors.

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Okay, so a “faster than greased lightning” situation is not possible to create, but a line from my 2016 Jaguar F-Type R Coupe review that went up today actually is. Reader Ethanol went ahead and made a chart of my claim!

I love charts. And I love that I totally wrote that absolutely knowing the physics behind what I said. That’s why I said it, dammit.