“At my funeral, I want those in attendance to battle each other through electrocution via tazers, the winner of which will receive my worldly possessions.”

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-Said some guy TheManBearPigRoams claims to know, just about:

Tazers are horrifying. It’s the sound. If I survive, you better have been rich.

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Congrats, TheManBearPigRoams, and good luck.