Hope everyone had fun making Pastor Maldonado jokes today. Sure looks like you did. Don't worry about Pastor, he's used to it. Well, maybe not the brand of humor that erupts from these parts.
We should've expected this fairly quickly. Thanks, NoahthePorscheGuy:
Just like you never want to go full Orlove you never want to do a full Maldanado. Saying full Maldanado just feels dirty. You could probably get sent to the principals office for saying that.
OK, now it's just getting weird.
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