Cocoa Puffs '72: Like Nitrous Oxide For Tin Lizzies!

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Cocoa Puffs ‘72: Like Nitrous Oxide For Tin Lizzies!

Gramps pushing Sonny The Cuckoo Bird's horseless carriage across the wasteland, where their carcasses will soon become food for birds that eat rotting corpse flesh rather than artificially flavored and colored breakfast cereal… but wait! Gramps whips out some Cocoa Puffs and pure liquid methamphetamine milk, and the resulting frenzy bounces the Model T all the way to the nearest gas station. This ad was much more successful than the one in which Sonny slaughters an entire NVA division in Quang Tri.

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